Showing posts with label tom m. cooley. Show all posts
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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Tom Cooley Sues..... Me?




Below is an email that Pres. LeDuc of Tom Cooley sent to students. Is he gonna sue me?  I'm a little scared.  But I won't let his threats affect my speech.  Doesn't Tom Cooley fall into some sort of "public figure" exception?  Ha. If I wrote bad things about Walmart, could they sue me too?  
Sounds like a load of horse shit, i.e. Motion to Dismiss GRANTED.  Good to know they are educating lawyers over there.  And they should solicit students to join the lawsuit on the side of Cooley.  I imagine it will strengthen their case as every Tom Cooley grad claims to have suffered from T. Cooley's insufferable reputation.  I imagine the students would join too, so long as they are promised immunity from prosecution when they graduate and "defame" Tom Cooley on their scamblogs.

Life is stranger than fiction.


Update:  They're not suing me!  Happy Day.  Check out the complaint right here.

To: Students 
From: President LeDuc 
Re: Litigation 
Date: July 14, 2011 
 Cooley filed two lawsuits in Ingham County today.   

The first lawsuit is against a small New York law firm.  Our suit contends that the 
firm has defamed us and tortiously interfered with our student relationships, and that the 
firm and two of its lawyers have been unethically soliciting former and present Cooley 
students to join in a class action lawsuit against us.  At our insistence, the firm previously 
retracted blatantly false online statements about Cooley, but only days later the firm 
moved their focus to Craigslist and Facebook, where they began circulating a draft 

complaint filled with more false and damaging statements about Cooley.  



The second lawsuit is against four John Doe defendants.  As with the law firm 
defendants, we contend the Doe defendants are defaming Cooley online and tortiously 
interfering with our student relationships through a series of false, damaging, and often 
vulgar statements in Internet blogs and comments to those blogs and other sites. 
Two main falsities run through the defendants' online statements.  




First, the bloggers state that Cooley is engaged in student loan fraud and stealing 
tuition money.  They say we are secretly employed as bankers, not professors, who are 
engaged in the fraudulent sale of student loans.  We are called criminals and said to be 
under investigation by two federal agencies. 
Second, the law firm defendants falsely state that we are fraudulently hiding a 
preposterous 41% student loan default rate and fraudulently reporting and 
misrepresenting our post-graduation employment and salary numbers, misleading 
students into attending law school. 
 The actual facts are as follows.  
Default rates—Student loan default rates are calculated by the U.S. Department 

of Education’s Default Prevention and Management Office. We are not involved in their  
calculation.  Cooley’s most recent default rate was 2.2%.  While the rate is slightly higher 
than in the previous four years, it is the same as it was in 2001, and is lower than our 
default rate in the mid-to-late 1990s, during the last recession. The most recent national 
average default rate was 7.0%. 
The past five years Cooley had overall default rates of 1.5%, 0.8%, 0.8%, 0.7%,  
and 2.2%.  The rates for Cooley graduates during the same years were 0.6%, 0.1%, 0.1%, 
0.1%, and 0.6%.  As you can see from above, even at the most recent 2.2%, Cooley’s 
default rate is very low compared to the national default rate. 


The defaulters are predominantly students who did not graduate.  





In the past five yea
rs, only 16 graduates entered into default.  The other 55 defaulters in that time did not 
graduate, and are likely to have lower student loan debt totals in default.  Not all of our 
students have loans, but of the current graduates who do, the average indebtedness is 
approximately $105,000. 
The defendants' statements about manipulation of students to obtain loans, selling 

loans, or having employees who are really bankers are just bizarre.  We have never been 
investigated regarding irregularities in our loan program by any governmental agency.   



Employment data—We have reported our employment data exactly as required 
by the American Bar Association and the National Association for Law Placement.   
The reported figure we use publicly is the number that the ABA publishes in its 
Official Guide to ABA-Approved Law Schools. We are required to submit this 
information in a specific format that includes the number and percentage of graduates 
employed among those whose status is known.  In the 2011 Official Guide, Cooley’s 
reported employment rate was 78.8%. 
We have never manipulated the data or attempted to mislead anyone.  No school I 
know of, Cooley included, makes any promise or commitment about jobs for graduates, 
other than to say it provides placement counseling and assistance to graduates seeking to 
get jobs.  And, of course, all who pass the bar are equipped with the necessary skills to 

begin a solo practice, in which they may work as lawyers if they are willing to make the 
effort required to be successful.  In that sense, law students graduate with the means to 
begin working for themselves almost immediately -- something that cannot be said for 
most other professions. 
The entire conversation about employment in the law and legal occupations is 

almost entirely wrong: 
 1. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS), the unemployment rate 

among lawyers in 2010 was 1.5%, for those in all legal occupations it was 2.7%, and for 
all occupations it was 9.6%, which drops to 8.9% when those who have never been in the 
labor market or are returning from military service are excluded. 
 2. The 2.7% unemployment rate for legal occupations, including lawyers, was 

better than the rate for all other occupations in the BLS category of management, 
professional, and related occupations except for health care practitioners and technician 
occupations (2.5%). This data shows that becoming a lawyer is a better choice for those 
considering a career, not a worse choice.   
 3. According to the National Association of Law Placement (NALP), the 

preliminary unemployment rate for the 2010 graduates of the 192 ABA-approved law 
schools that reported data to NALP was 6.2%, about the same as it was in 2002. 
 4. Cooley’s unemployment rate for 2010 was 17.05%, slightly higher than it was 

in 2002.  Like the national rate, Cooley’s rate fell during the decade until the recession, 
when it bumped up.  This reflects unemployment among the graduating class in 2010 and 
includes those who did not pass the bar on the first try and those who did not attempt a 
bar examination.  




Summary  
While it would not be appropriate for me to publicly discuss our entire legal 

strategy, rest assured that we have given much consideration to these actions, and our 
Board has agreed that legal action is necessary to protect and defend the school's 
reputation and the value of your degree.  We could have done nothing, but then we risk 
being sued by the defendant law firm, and the media would then report only the false and 
defamatory hyperbole stated in the draft complaint that the firm has been circulating on 
Facebook and advertising on Craigslist. 
We are not suing anyone for expressing a negative opinion about Cooley online, 

and we are not attempting to police the Internet.  We believe these particular defendants 
have crossed the line both legally and ethically, calling us criminals who deceive our 
students and steal their tuition money, and ascribing to us fraudulent student loan 
activities and default rates that, if true, would cause either the Department of Education 
or Department of Justice to shut us down immediately. 

In short, we've determined that we need to protect Cooley's reputation and stand 

up for our students and more than 15,000 graduates.  And we continue to look at ways to 
counter the negative comments with positive comments about us, including online. 
From time to time, we will post updates about the litigation on the Portal. 
Thanks for your support

Thursday, March 31, 2011

April Fool! A Tom Cooley Fool....

I totally almost fell for this comment on my last post!  Nice try!  Right?  Wait, is this a joke?


Anonymous said...
I have been reading this blog for quite sometime, and frankly, I think it is full of lies. Here is my story:
I scored low on the LSAT(142,) and only had a 2.4 from the University of Kansas. Cooley was the only school to accept me, and thus offered me a spot in their AAMPLE program. If I pass, I am admitted into their school!! Although the AAMPLE program is costly, I believe it is well worth it. Cooley sees through the numbers, and realizes that the LSAT is racially biased. They know that LSAT and GPA are in no way good predictors of law school success.

I have learned a lot about Cooley through their website, which is the only source of information one should use when choosing a law school due to the fact that the law school knows itself better then anyone else.

If Cooley is so horrible, why would the ABA accredit them? Furthermore, if it is so bad, why are they ranked 2nd in another objective but more obscure set of rankings?

My goal is to be a lawyer, and Cooley will give me the skills I need to be successful. At the end of the day, law school is law school, and a degree is a degree. No one cares where you went. As long as you pass the bar, you will be in demand. This blog is full of lies. I am going to be a lawyer; naisayers be damned! Cooley has a superb reputation in the state of Michigan, and once I graduate, it should be quite easy to find a job

MARCH 31, 2011 5:44 PM


Also, in the event this nut is real--she could stand to benefit from accurate statistics.  Senator Boxer has caught a whiff of the shit that the law schools put out as their statistics.  She is upset.  If you give a shit about the future lemmings of our industry, send her an email or give her a call and let her know that we're behind her in her efforts to make ABA president Zack require that law schools provide accurate post-graduate employment and starting salary statistics.

Her recent comment takes the cake!


Anonymous said...
I am the one responsible for the post that this jerk used as "April Fools." It is 100 percent true. I am going to Cooley, and I will be successful. Cooley is the largest law school in the country for a reason! Because it is one of the best.

The LSAT is a racially biased test, and just because someone struggled in undergrad does not mean they will struggle in law school. Law school is much different than undergrad, and many legal minded people have a lot of trouble with the variety of subjects taught in undergrad(myself included).

You guys are jealous of me, because I have the drive, and talent to be accepted to one of the best law schools in the US. I wrote a really great personal statement, which obviously showed them the potential I have for the legal field. Cooley grads hire Cooley grads, and since it is the largest school in the country, there are thousands of big firm partners around the country and the world from Cooley.

APRIL 1, 2011 2:57 PM

You've got me in stitches!  Good joke!  Hope you all had a happy April Fool's Day!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Tom Cooley LS: 4 Campuses Too Many

This video is a joke.  Thank you, Tipster!  Only one alumna.... only one.  And bunches of students talking about how ready they feel.  Gag!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wall of Shame: Fox News Sells Out to Cooley

Warning to those with weak stomachs, irritable bowel syndrome, or a gag reflex.  You will feel ill when you click on the link below!
This has got to be the biggest load of shit fluff ever.  Law Students are smart. They work hard by studying 3 hours for every 1 hour in class and they are rewarded with As at Cooley.  Wow.  You can really use the law to help people.  How will these guys ever live this down?  I always hated Fox.  It's the Non-News News Network.
Go Cooley!
Thanks Tipster!  Keep them coming.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

BIDER Double Header: Cooley Prof Fired and BC Law Student Seeks Refund

Poor, poor Cooley Professor.  A tenured Cooley Professor was fired without a hearing and (SURPRISE) sued! Welcome to our hell, Ex-Professor Branham.  She was fired for a simple reason, failing to teach classes:

"The law school assigned a tenured faculty member a normal and contractually permitted set of courses to teach. The faculty member refused to teach them for reasons she deemed proper, but that the law school did not. ... Indeed, it would lead to academic chaos if tenured faculty could, with impunity, refuse a lawfully and contractually permitted teaching assignment of the institution."
Branham, an associate dean, sued in 2007 after she was fired without a tenure hearing. The law school said no hearing was necessary because she "effectively abandoned her job" by refusing to teach assigned courses and moved to Illinois, where she took another job.
Oops.  I guess she found another job so she won't be joining us in unemployed and underemployed purgatory.  The issue is, why the hell did she need to teach to at Cooley if she has another job?  And why did she bring a lawsuit about it?  It boils down to this:

She claimed the school inflicted emotional distress and violated state and federal laws to protect the disabled.

I want to join this gravy train.  Being disabled comes up often when dealing with Cooley.  Can I claim a disability and sue Cooley?  Well, she lost.
***********
Someone emailed me once and asked me if she would be wise in asking for a refund.  I told her to go ahead... why the hell not?  Well, maybe it was my advice prompted this story.  A Boston College law student asked for a refund, via anonymous letter on an on-line publication:
The student offered to leave law school without a degree at the end of the semester in exchange for a full tuition refund — a move the erstwhile aspiring attorney says would help BC’s US News ranking because it wouldn’t have to report another graduate’s state of unemployment.
There's something in it for them.  I guess they don't think so or they might have been open to the idea.  We all know that they lie about their stats anyway:
The law school said in a statement yesterday it is “deeply concerned” about its students’ job prospects but no institution of higher education can guarantee a job after graduation. “What we can do is provide the best education possible, and work together to provide as many career opportunities as possible,” the statement said. 
I wish we could work our education like a real estate deal.  I would like to put our tuition in escrow and it would be released to our alma mater upon landing a viable job and keeping it for over 3 years.  Ha.  The money would be in escrow forever!  IOLTA funds would soar.  Dream a little dream.
Thanks Tipster!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Wall of Shame: It's Pick on Tom Cooley Wednesday!

Got this one from a tipster and found it quite funny:
Kelly F. Fulmer, a Kentucky resident from a prominent family, posed as an attorney for years.  No one questioned his credentials as he defended a DUI and probated numerous estates, many of whom are still open.  He even had a Michigan Law School diploma on the wall.  Truth is that he attended, and didn't graduate, from Tom M. Cooley School of Law.  Ha.  You'd think he'd at least claim that he graduated from a school he attended.  I guess Tom Cooley is an embarrassment for non-attorneys as well.  It is a misdemeanor to practice law without a license in Kentucky, and he could also face charges of felony theft by deception.
Go Cooley!
Thanks Tipser!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Tom M. Cooley Hall of Shame! Go Team...

Hate to poke fun at Tom Cooley School of Law, but they make it so easy.  Every school has its notable graduates.  A tipster told me about two of them: Nazhy Buck and Lloyd Johnson.  Okay, so I'm overstating it. It's not really about notable graduates.  And it's not even about being notable, it's about gossip.  Nazhy Buck, according to her profile on the website on of the Center for Ethical Solutions where she is an intern, has a very impressive resume:
Nahzy Buck is a freelance Farsi linguist and educator, having most recently worked as a Research Translator for the Dari Translation Project at Carnegie Mellon University in 2009. Among her other positions, Nahzy was an Intelligence Analyst for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) and for the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) in Ottawa, Canada. She taught as an adjunct Professor of Persian Language and Culture in the Department of Iranian Studies at Hankuk University (University of Foreign Studies) in Seoul, South Korea, for five years. She was also an adjunct Professor of Middle East History at Millikin University in Decatur, Illinois. A native speaker of Persian (Farsi), Nahzy also has a command of written Arabic, which is uncommon for native speakers of Persian. She received her Master’s degree in International Relations from Kyung Hee University in Seoul, and has legal training from the Thomas M. Cooley Law School in Lansing, Michigan, with a focus on constitutional law and civil rights. She has long been an advocate of religious minority rights, especially with regard to the plight of the Baha’is in Iran who, among other things, have been barred from access to university education for the past 30 years by government policy.
Wow.  Cooley should be proud.  But, wait!  She didn't graduate from Cooley.  She actually sued Cooley for expelling her from law school when she has a disability.  She lost that law suit.  Poor lady.  It's really not her fault.  She's obviously very intelligent.  Her husband, also a Cooley Grad, is a professor at MSU.  And her son is the youngest student to ever attend MSU.  However, as we discussed earlier, Tom Cooley has a notoriously low curve (2.0 to 2.4).  So, judge Ms. Buck as you may, she's evidence that some people are doomed to fail.  Including highly intelligent and accomplished people.

The second bit of juicy gossip is really sad, actually.  The author of this blog, Lloyd Johnson, graduated from Tom Cooley in 1989.  And, in 2010, he was murdered by his wife.  She was charged with murder and the unauthorized practice of Medicine--of all things.  Apparently, she had bloody tissue in her fridge.  Wow. Macabre!  
...Johnson had an open wound from an old injury that required attention.
Home healthcare providers had been hired, but Johnson was far too dedicated to his work as an attorney to keep the appointments, she said.
So, she treated it herself--killing him?  Not sure.  But it makes me grateful to be a not-so-busy-or-dedicated attorney and still alive.  Right?



I can't make this shit up.
Thanks Tipster!  I hope you make the cut at Tom Cooley!

Update:
The manner of death is accidental related to that old open wound from a boating accident,” he said.
Some of the contributing causes of death to the 413-pound Johnson were hypertensive cardio-vascular disease, diabetes, liver cirrhosis and morbid obesity.
Look's like it wasn't murder after all.  It was the lifestyle of an attorney.  :)  Go Cooley!  Thanks Tipster!
 

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