Monday, March 4, 2013

Law School Debt Drives Lawyer to Kill

Not once, but twice.  Wait, if you count him--that's thrice.
Anyone who is as obsessed with ID television as I am knows that there are two motivations for murder (1) financial and (2) passion.  In the case of John Wagner from Philadelphia--his reasons were likely both as it's speculated that he was driven to kills his mom and pops and self because of law school debts that prevented him from settling down.  It makes sense to me. I just wish he directed some of that fire at the law school that he attended instead of his poor parents. 

Okay, no condoning what he did at all!  Please don't kill yourself.  If you feel depressed about your financial situation, go teach English in China, go be a nanny is Norway... just leave it all behind and start anew somewhere else.  Don't take it out on anyone or yourself!

Thursday, February 7, 2013

All's Good on the Homefront!

Well, not really.  But for my for my purposes, it has been.  Nando called me to let me know that Vermont Law laid off some workers.  I know for a fact that my alma mater decreased it's class size by 1/4.  Good stuff.  We started this ball rollin down the Swiss Alps and it's finally demolishing some brick and mortar law schools at the bottom of the hill.
The reality is that we never sought to fix this situation.  The whole "scam blog" movement has been to save some students the grief of attending.  For those idiots that insist they have been too smart and successful in their lives to be destroyed by a tuition the size of a mortgage, we have been of no assistance whatsoever.  I don't care about those kids anyways.  I will kill those kids when I see them in the courtroom.  They are stupid.  They are dense.  They are failures at life.

Then, there are those of whom that will enter document review hell and, likely, never emerge.  For you guys, I  am posting this delightful piece.  Let me know what you think.

 

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