This is so NOT politically correct, but I had to tell the BIDER readers about it. Hippocrate Mertsaris, a disabled lawyer, touched a judge's butt--but his cerebral palsy made him do it. Oops. I hope that is true, but he is facing criminal charges for it. I wonder if that's what's going on with the guys on the subway who "accidentally" touch my ass or with GWB below. Funny. Sorry if you find this offensive.