The U.S. Department of Justice is seeking out retarded attorneys:
"The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine. Applicants who meet the qualification requirements and are able to perform the essential functions of the position with or without reasonable accommodation are encouraged to identify targeted disabilities in response to the questions in the Avue application system seeking that information. For additional information for applicants with targeted disabilities, please contact the Civil Rights Division's Disability Program Manager, Diane Petrie, at (202) 514-3934; see also http://www.jan.wvu.edu/LEAD/index.htm and http://www.opm.gov/disability/PeopleWithDisabilities.asp."
It seems that I may have a chance of getting this job! Yippy!
I lifted this story from the Volokh Conspiracy (a blog maintained by a bunch of law professors) and thought I would share... cause it was just too funny.
I'm going to send this to a couple of my laid-off friends, fo' sho'!
Faculty Lounge Law School Pigs Squeal That the Bar Exam is Getting Too Difficult for Their Dumbass Graduates - http://www.thefacultylounge.org/2016/09/wait-a-minute-lets-think-about-the-mathematics-of-bar-passage.html *Pathetic Antics:* On September 28, 2016, Unive...
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