Holyshit, why does this type of work now require experience.
Holyshit, a sterile cross between an ape and a monkey can do this.
Holyshit, I'm paid hourly.
Holyshit, I'm paid so little hourly.
Holyshit, I am not paid when I spend time visiting my family for Thanksgiving.
Holyshit, taxes are high when you count every last penny.
Holyshit, it's hard to budget when your paycheck varies from week to week.
Holyshit, I don't know how I will bill 70 hours in a week, when I'm limited to 9 a day.
Holyshit, I'm afraid my throat is itchy.
Holyshit, I fear that I may have swine flu.
Holyshit, I am in a cramped room with 20 other attorneys.
Holyshit, I'm elbow to elbow with my neighbor.
Holyshit, I'm going to start an epidemic of swine flu at this law firm.
Holyshit, I am paid hourly so I can't afford to do the honest thing and stay home.
Holyshit, I'm bound to spread swine flu to my neighbors because we are sitting elbow to elbow in a hot room.
Holyshit, one of the guys forgot to wear deodorant.
Holyshit, I don't have room to use my mouse and I may develop carpal tunnel syndrome.
Holyshit, my toe hurts.
Holyshit, I think I have an ingrown toe nail.
Holyshit, I can't afford to take time off to see a podiatrist.
Holyshit, I'm not sure that I am covered by COBRA yet because I just sent in the form.
Holyshit, a co-pay is a lot to worry about when you don't know where your next paycheck is coming from.
Holyshit, this project may end soon.
Holyshit, an infected toe is totally not cool when you're stuck in a crowded conference room.
Holyshit, I can't take this pressure.
Holyshit, I may lose my mind.
But then I look around the crowded room and I see that it's not just me who suffers from the Holyshits. The room is filled with laid off attorneys from big corporations and prominent firms, attorneys who are tired of the associate lifestyles and attorneys who fear that they won't be able to support their children on such shitty pay.