So, today, I was hoping to clean my apartment and rearrange furniture. I was aspiring to do a spring cleaning. Mom always says, "clean house, happy life." I figured that the first step to organizing one's life is organizing one's closet, and mopping. Mopping instead of moping. I gave no thought to my future as an unemployed attorney at law.
So, within an hour, I spilled a gallon of fruit punch on the floor. I accidentally pressed a button on my vacuum causing the contents (post vacuum, mind you) to spill all over the carpet. Then I dumped my penny jar on the floor and broke it and scratched my hardwood floor. But I sat there for a half hour and picked my pennies from the glass shards because a penny is a lot of money to me right now. So all of that set me behind about an hour and a half--at least.
So, to distract myself from cleaning, I went online to apply for unemployment. I guess I didn't read the directions correctly or I was a little distracted because I was rejected. Like I need more rejection in my life.
So, I have more stuff to do. I bought a printer because I may decide to become a solo if all else fails (but hasn't it already).
I was doing really well, until I realized that the freaking thing doesn't come with the USB cable needed to attach it to my computer. Damn it.
So, I finish up cleaning and I decide to go to Target to buy a USB cable. I don't have any dollars for the bus--so I count out $1.35 from my penny jar to take the bus. I have a few twenties in my wallet and I can make change once I get to Target. I get on the bus.
I get off the bus. I'm standing in front of Target. I reach into my purse for some lip gloss and I realize....
I left my wallet at home. I decided to walk home and call it a day. What choice did I have anyways.